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some of those points awarded to Gryffindor were bullshit.
people might think you're just testing whistles.
Now you have the option of voting for my hat.
Now I don't know where to keep my stuff, might have to go to the box store.
And now I have no idea where I am.
haven't spent an afternoon locked in a crawlspace.
just wish the surveying would stop.
I have a lifetime subscription.
Especially if you're trying to prove that you've made pudding.
has a chance of being called Bob.
When they do, we can only hope we listened to the fear-mongers and drained the water from our swimming pools.
It's about butter.
Kid raises hand. "Um, Coach, we're trying to win a gymnastics meet..."
but don't expect other people to pick up their poop.
who hated poets.
they don't know whether to get right to work or stay 100 feet away.
If you want to be beautiful, cut out that eye and use it to make an exfoliating moisturizer.
Otherwise the name might be embarrassing.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever talk about race. Unless the race is a marathon. And then, try not to brag.
but only if you have good aim.
is a messed up thing to write on a get-well card.
some people will tell you it's too soon.
Stop hitting me with War and Peace!
don't realize just how humid the small stuff is.
This tiny robot fan I programmed to drill into your skull.
I would win every argument at the straws factory.
and the problem was the baby.
just as I have foreseen.