"We don't have any idea what we're doing. The computer models spit out some data and we just guess at what it means. We don't know if it's going to rain, or snow, or miss you entirely. But we have very cool graphics and can tell you the same non-information six different ways. Also, we're usually attractive and have toned arms that look good on television when we wear sleeveless outfits, which is always, unless we're a man."
Why have separate categories for male and female actors? I understand why men and women don't compete against each other in the hundred-yard dash or boxing, but why are they separated in acting? If you win the Best Actress Oscar, does it mean that you did a pretty good job of acting, for a broad?
They should combine Argo and Lincoln and make it a time travel story about Ben Affleck using the elaborate ruse of a fake theater production in an effort to prevent the assassination of our 16th President. Affleck's beard could play a prominent role in the plot. He might wear a Lincoln hat as part of the deception.
Why do people always complain about second-guessing? Second guesses are often more accurate than first guesses. And third guesses are even better. Fourth guesses are usually the best, though. Especially if it's a multiple-choice question. By then you've eliminated all the wrong answers.
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