Why have separate categories for male and female actors? I understand why men and women don't compete against each other in the hundred-yard dash or boxing, but why are they separated in acting? If you win the Best Actress Oscar, does it mean that you did a pretty good job of acting, for a broad?
I had a nightmare that someone remixed and combined the theme to The Big Bang Theory, “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” and “It’s the End of the World as We Know it” into one 10-minute song with 40,000 words that covered everything that ever happened or ever will and threw in more cultural references than anyone could count.
The song promptly went to #1. Then the Earth exploded.
"We don't have any idea what we're doing. The computer models spit out some data and we just guess at what it means. We don't know if it's going to rain, or snow, or miss you entirely. But we have very cool graphics and can tell you the same non-information six different ways. Also, we're usually attractive and have toned arms that look good on television when we wear sleeveless outfits, which is always, unless we're a man."
Get over yourself. You'd let me do that? Why would I walk myself to death and fall down at the door of a person who cares so little for my well-being? You could at least send me a bus ticket or something.